Toddler-isms

As I'm walking through the livingroom a few minutes ago, my daughter was sitting in the floor playing cards (her version).

Miss A: "Look, Mommy, I'n pwain' a game!"

Me: "Yes, that's right you are, baby."

Miss A: "I'n two... ena.... haff, Mommy!" (obviously she took exception to being called 'baby') ....osm

Behold, The Queen of the Trailer Park